The World's First Autonomous and Self-Sustaining Pyramid Scheme

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How It Works

Invest in Throw ethereum at the Blockchain

By sending Eth to the smart contract, you're trusting an uncaring mathematical gambling robot, fueled by the magic of chinese ethereum miners, to entrust you with (POWH) Tokens. We don't trust it and neither should you.

It Pumps and Dumps Itself

Every Time a Token is purchased, the contract increases the price of the next token by a small percentage (about 0.25%). Every time a Token is sold, the next Token is valued slightly less (about -0.25%).

Proof of Weak Hands Technology (POWH)

Instead of conventional staking methodology, When someone purchases a token, 10% Of the buy-in-price is split by the total number of coins and given as locked-in dividends to each previous investor based on how many coins they own. This is stored as price-locked POWH Tokens that nobody can touch but you!

No Exit Strategy , No Contract Crash

With our ingenous (POWH) technology, there is no way for FUD to take away your dividends, and even with weak-hands and whales trying to sell and FOMO in again they just generate more revenue for anyone who holds the coin! You're staking on other people doing dumb things with their money!

Cash Out - Forever

At any time, you can sell your PoWHCoins back to the Smart Contract for 90% of the current price , or withdraw just the dividends you've accumulated!

Forever

Seriously, No Premine, no Self Destruct, no Dev Exit Scheme. This contract will fluctuate in price and pay out dividends until the ethereum network dies.

What are you waiting for?

Please Note: This is not an investment or security, any and all tokens sent to the automatic mathematical gambling robot are purely for your own pleasure in participating in this absolutely insane social experiment.

Guide to Get Rich Quick

Whitepaper Summary

App Screenshot - Shards App Promo Demo Page
Step 1: Invest Throw your ETH at our robot

This game will be running for as long as ethereum is around. Send ether to the Smart Contract through this website to buy your coins now before it takes off, or after the price has tanked the first time, or the second time. There's going to be a LOT of ground floors; Pretty sure we are in for a ride

Step 2: Shill

We suggest shilling this coin heavily to anyone who has the right sense of humor to throw cryptocurrency into a pit of fuckery; or anyone who genuinely believes bitconnect dividends are a good idea. Creating posts on how this coin is like a standard crypto on crack with price swings and meme payouts, on /r/wallstreetbets, /r/cryptocurrency, /biz/, and making several youtube videos promoting POWHCoin is also encouraged. Please do not lie or guarantee gains, this is a game and should be considered as such!

Step 3: HODL

Everytime 1 token is sold, the Smart Contract will increase the price of every token and pays out dividends. With the dynamic pricing it's likely the coin will crash, induce FOMO (fear of missing out) and trigger an entire new-wave of buyins and dividends for all previous holders. Someone is losing money, don't let it be you!

Step 4: Profit

If you have weak hands and no longer want to participate in this madness sell your coins back to the Smart Contract through this website for ether! If you've HODLed for long enough and shilled hard enough that enough people have chased the meme after you, your gains will be through the roof!

FAQ

Q: Is this a real thing?

A: Yes, POWHCoins are an ERC20 standard token built on the ethereum blockchain that you can sell on this site. They have no value outside of engaging in the POWH game with our Math Robot though and you should not consider them a real investment.

Q: Who Made This?

The original concept for the Contract was created by Dr. Jochen Hoenicke a brilliant guy who develops the Trezor Firmware and the Bitcoin Mempool statistics Viewer. We kinda hope he buys in.

Q: Wasn't there something similar to this earlier?

A: Yes there were a few "Doubling Scheme" Ponzicoin sites. These worked on a different algorithm that doubled the price of each coin every 100 tokens that were purchased, and only let you sell out for 1/4th of the token value. Both times these coins were run they only lasted a few hours before the Devs Exit-scammed with them, or the contract crashed because everyone cashed out.

Q: How do we know you guys won't do the same thing?

A: Different contract, You should read it; the math is pretty cool and is designed to initially spike, then crash, then spike and crash and continually make dividends for anyone with IRON HANDS and let short term / weak handed players trick themselves

How does this work? Can I actually cash out?

A: When you buy POWHCoins, you are paying ether into the PonziCoin's Smart Contract balance, think of it like an ether bank account with a fancy robot attached to it. Whenever you wish to cash out, the robot (smart contract) will pay you the ether you are owed out of its balance.

Q: Can I actually make ETH off of this?

A: Yes! I would rather you assume you won't though.

Q: What do I need to buy into this Ponzi Scheme?

A: You need to install Metamask and also need to buy some Ether (ETH), probably from something like Coinbase.

Q: This seems like a great investment opportunity! I need to get back all the money I lost in BitConnect, so can I put my entire pension fund/college fund/retirement savings/second home mortgage in?

A: No, this is a joke foremost and secondarily a toy that only has as much value as the fun you get out of it (and the fun you get out of other players).

Q: Is this a scam?

A: Yes, More accurately this is a game where you put cryptocurrency into trying to trick, fake out, or scam everyone else out of their cryptocurrency. Any value you deposit into this smart contract should purely be placed because you enjoy the concept and social experiment and wish to participate. For better or worse.

Q: Is this site secure?

A: All transactions are handled through the Ethereum network, Metamask and Our insane blockchain gambling smart-contract. Do not use this site if you do not trust these systems. Our bet is on Metamask taking your money.

Q: This seems to be too good to be true, how am I getting screwed?

A: It's a literal pyramid scheme on a rollercoaster. The price can fluccuate upwards and downwards extremely quickly depending on who cashes in/out of the contract. The dividends design encourages more and more players to hold over longer periods of time and should naturally push the price upwards however.

Q: Are there any other coins that pay dividends like this?

A: Yeah lots actually, Kucoin Sharesand Coss are big name exchange tokens that pay out a percentage of all fees taken from trading on the platform. Not to mention the actually-the-definition-of-a-ponzi "Refer friends and get their fees" schemes on Binance/Kucoins

Q: Is this coin pre-mined?

A: No, Nor are there any loops in the code that allow us to take ETH out of the contract in any ways that you yourself are not capable of.

Q: So this won't suddenly dissapear overnight with everything i put in it?

A: The Smart-Contract will not vanish, the website can have anything happen to it at any time which may affect your ability to withdraw or manage your coins through the GUI interface it provides. On the Purchasing page we plan to provide a handy guide of how you can withdraw dividends and tokens without the GUI; so you can save a copy locally.

Our Advisory Inspiration Board

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Carlos Matos
Bitconnect (Promoter)

Pioneer memester of one of the most recently famous Ponzi schemes, which promised all investors up to a 0.99% Return on an investment per day. The site used new-investment money to pay off old investors and keep the scam looking legitimate

BIIIIIITTTTTTTCONNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~

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Roger Ver
Bitcoin Cash (Promoter / Initial Investor)

Bitcoin cash is a manipulated fork of Bitcoin designed around a mining exploit (that was patched out of the initial bitcoin blockchain) which allowed initial developers of BCC to premine billions of dollars in Bitcoin Cash

Doesn't like PoWHCoins being called Ponzicoins.

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John McAfee
Twitter PND

Due to his re-emergence in internet popularity, everything he buys into, and then shills on twitter. Pumps nearly 500% immediately

I'm sure glad he's a trustworthy person and not investing in the projects beforehand right?

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Satoshi Nakamoto
Bitcoin (Inventor)

Literally Pre-mined at least 1,000,000 Coins of his own currency. Currently valued at tens of billions of dollars and tied up in a wallet that's still on the cryptographically non-secure old encryption algorithm; even if the madman is dead, as soon as someone breaks into his wallet we're all bankrupt.

Accidentally the world's economy in 2025 with no survivors.

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Gregory Maxwell
Bitcoin (Core Developer)

Fee-market evangelist with extensive experience in turning legitimate coins into ponzis. Worked heavily on the development of the Lightning network, which is undoubtably going to piss off everyone when it doesn't work and try to turn bitcoin into a massive corporate cashgrab.

Sips champagne while coordinating the hack of your reddit account

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Brad Garlinghouse
Ripple (CEO)

Somehow managed to trick the entire cryptocurrency world into letting ripple be one of the top 10 market-cap coins. Nobody's really sure how he did this with a non-cryptocurrency that ripple-labs can and will print at will and then give out for pennies on the dollar to massive banking institutions,

I bet the jews did this

Contact Us? Just go leave angry comments on the Etherscan page, seriously we can't change the contract once it's running.

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